MiNi RetiremenT from Mao Ming Lu
yo crazy week yesterday was my 16 str8 day of partyn
i am officially retiring until thursday @ guan di
me and my S h unit homiez went to this middle eastern restaurant called 1001 nights
we ate a shitload of food and we ordered the kabob platter and every1 was full so i took one for the team!!!
AJ had to bet me 100 RMB that i couldn't finish the platter , now we are talking about 7 pounds of just MEAT on a stick. and yo I DID IT and took his money .
the whole time hes just looking at me like just admit you lost but i digged deep down inside and ATE!!! it brought back fond memories of Old Country Buffet in Minnesota with my aunt telling me to stop eating and like backslapping me for putting my mouth under the ice cream machine and just shoveling chocalte into my 12 year old belly..>>
i wanna dedicate this entry to the people that were cheering me on
MeI LinG , AJ's friend <i 4got her name >sorry>>> mah 2 canto HHD
Ho Hing Dai'z
Sanju for just sittign next to me and not letting me die from meat od
Pat for taking so many tokes off the hooka and just looking at him so relaxed made me say to myself pat=hooka johnny = meat on a stick!!
id also like to thank AJ for betting with me cuz that 12 USD felt great in my pocket
pic soon to be posted
in the last like14 days of going to windows on mao ming lu we have consumed an average of 2 bottles of johnnie walker per night and about 30 kamikaze shits
i can officialy say i am an alcoholic and i love it
the worse was on thursday nite when the owner said 100 RMB for 10 shots which really turned out to be 15 shots so we took out 600 RMB and consumed about 60 shots in about 10 minutes and only god and teh angels of alcoholics know how i got home 
and to Aurorua or however u spell it >>this grl thought she could outdrink tha Mao Ming Masta and in the end iget text message teh next day sayin OMG im so sorry if i said anything stupid wen i was plastered and did i slap WB? which just goes to show East Cost eats up West coast any day of the week>>right thurr>>>>>
but this entry would be much betta if a certain Ggggg unit chiqa were here rockin the pink g units
Yo all i can say is I LOVE SHANGHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
until next time my loyal readers <all 3 ofve u > same bar same time same ascension thusday
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